| December 18 | | | Holiday wishes |
| December 11 | | | Prized |
| December 2 | | | Wrogue |
| November 30 | | | Thumpety Thump Thump… Look At Frosty Go |
| November 27 | | | Mistakes Were Made |
| November 25 | | | A Freakin’ Christmas Miracle |
| November 23 | | | The Fierce Urgency of Duh |
| November 18 | | | Going Rogue |
| November 16 | | | Ah So |
| November 13 | | | An Ill-Tempered Reporter by Day… |
| November 11 | | | Into the Attic |
| November 9 | | | The Good (but not good enough) Book |
| November 4 | | | What’s in a name? |
| October 30 | | | Not Optimistic |
| October 28 | | | When you lose control and you got no soul, it’s tragedy |
| October 21 | | | Keptomania |
| October 19 | | | Kudos |
| October 14 | | | Well Done |
| October 7 | | | The Devil, You Say |
| October 5 | | | Top Ten David Letterman Pickup Lines |
| October 2 | | | Definitely bitter |
| September 30 | | | I don’t know what we’re yelling about |
| September 28 | | | The enemy of my enemy is sometimes a freakshow |
| September 16 | | | Catastrophic Fudgesicle Coverage |
| September 11 | | | A litterbox-is-half-empty kind of guy |
| September 10 | | | Progressive stream of conscience-ness |
| September 8 | | | What we learned in school today… |
| September 3 | | | Death Panels |
| September 2 | | | If you’re going to brag… |
| September 1 | | | Tough but fair |
| May 12 | | | Starfleet academy |
| May 11 | | | Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor. |
| May 7 | | | Socialistish |
| May 6 | | | You can’t judge a pork produt by its translucent, rubbery casing |
| April 28 | | | Last place |
| April 27 | | | We doth protest too. Much |
| April 21 | | | Pictures without representation |
| April 14 | | | Bo regards |
| April 13 | | | Bo |
| April 8 | | | Factardation |
| April 7 | | | It’s a tribute |
| April 6 | | | That thing that never happened is over. Yayyyyy! |
| March 30 | | | Monfication |
| March 27 | | | Counter proposal |
| March 26 | | | Prrrrrrresident Obama |
| March 17 | | | All business, no personnel |
| March 16 | | | Economic Indicators |
| March 12 | | | Truly representative governance |
| March 11 | | | Just the right size |
| March 10 | | | Throwaway line |
| March 9 | | | Two wrongs make a… |
| February 23 | | | Petness Protection |
| February 20 | | | So long, Socks |
| February 18 | | | Anti-social networking |
| February 17 | | | Demographics |
| February 16 | | | Trepanning the light fantastic |
| February 13 | | | Robotomy |
| February 12 | | | Monkey Wrench |
| February 11 | | | Fear we can believe in |
| February 10 | | | Out of commission |
| February 9 | | | An elephant never forgotten |
| February 6 | | | Act Now |
| February 5 | | | Random things you don’t know… |
| February 4 | | | Filibusterphobia |
| February 3 | | | Shows questionable judgment |
| February 2 | | | The thirteenth cylon is… |
| January 30 | | | This show needs a Fr.A.Q. |
| January 29 | | | Stripped down |
| January 28 | | | Four words |
| January 27 | | | Sumo |
| January 26 | | | History Judges, Part IV |
| January 23 | | | History Judges, Part III |
| January 22 | | | History Judges, Part II |
| January 21 | | | History Judges, Part I |
| January 20 | | | We hold these truths to be self-evident |
| January 19 | | | Relics |
| January 18 | | | O, What A Night |
| January 15 | | | Arrival |
| January 14 | | | The fox is strong in this one |
| January 13 | | | Fears confirmed |
| January 12 | | | A little sketchy |
| January 9 | | | Gratz |
| January 8 | | | Those Imaginative MBAs |
| January 7 | | | Stimulus Package |
| January 6 | | | Hair Brains |
| January 5 | | | Fertile Imaginings |
| January 2 | | | Misdirection |
| January 1 | | | And… we’re back |
| November 5 | | | Stepping Out |
| November 4 | | | 1,460 days until the next one |
| November 3 | | | Closing arguments |
| October 31 | | | All Trick, No Treat |
| October 30 | | | Pet Project Runway |
| October 29 | | | Pushing Up Daisies, Seriously |
| October 28 | | | Crazy like a… |
| October 27 | | | All Things To All People |
| October 24 | | | Joe the Dumb Ass |
| October 23 | | | Inspired by an Untrue Story |
| October 22 | | | Just your average, typical, non-existent stereotype |
| October 21 | | | Circling |
| October 20 | | | Disproving a False Positive |
| October 17 | | | Brainophobia |
| October 16 | | | Beast Mastery |
| October 15 | | | McCain Finally Scores a Knock Out! |
| October 13 | | | Up, up and a way |
| October 10 | | | Mob is my Co-pilot |
| October 9 | | | Hail Sarah |
| October 8 | | | For shame! |
| October 7 | | | A black guy, a really old white guy an Tom Brokaw walk into a town hall… |
| October 6 | | | Takes a lot of Brass |
| October 2 | | | Ninety minutes we’ll never get back |
| October 1 | | | These Glasses are Half Empty |
| September 30 | | | Wall Street lost track of how many houses it owns |
| September 29 | | | Paul Krugman raves, “If you read just one bill this session, this is it!” |
| September 26 | | | Clear and present danger. Obama is the former, McCain the latter. |
| September 25 | | | Quickly, to the Don’t-know-much-about-the-economy-mobile! |
| September 24 | | | Fair and Balanced Sounding |
| September 22 | | | Funnier in the orginal german |
| September 19 | | | A naval disaster |
| September 18 | | | Casting a long, dark shadow |
| September 17 | | | It’s the economy, stupidest |
| September 16 | | | It’s always question time |
| September 15 | | | Washington’s obsession with pork |
| September 12 | | | It’s like putting lipstick on Al Gore |
| September 9 | | | More than one way to skin a cat, suggests the cat |
| September 8 | | | Small-town minded |
| September 4 | | | A Big Tent… Full of White People |
| September 3 | | | Katrina Disaster Was an Act of GOP |
| September 2 | | | Vinny Covering His Bases |
| September 1 | | | John McCheney and Sarah W. Palin |
| August 29 | | | Should do well in the swimsuit portion of the debates |
| August 28 | | | Cynics for Obama |
| August 26 | | | Multiple choice: A, B, C, or P-O-W |
| August 25 | | | Compliment, complement |
| August 22 | | | Gahhh plus laugh |
| August 21 | | | If found, dial 9/11-SURGE |
| August 20 | | | The War Debate |
| August 12 | | | The worst of both worlds |
| August 11 | | | Sorry state of affairs |
| August 7 | | | Oil Slick |
| August 5 | | | Rated M for McCain |
| July 30 | | | Operation “Fucking Stupid” |
| July 28 | | | Moral quagmire |
| July 24 | | | The surge won World War II. I mean, that’s just a matter of history. |
| July 23 | | | Designed to help the private sector: Mission Accomplished |
| July 21 | | | As far as the eye can’t see |
| July 17 | | | Mentally recessing news for the McCain team |
| July 16 | | | Last seen loading Solo into the cargo hold |
| July 14 | | | What’s wrong with the mainstream media #37 |
| July 10 | | | Wrapped up by 3898 |
| July 9 | | | The housing surge |
| July 8 | | | Pinheadedness |
| July 7 | | | Shemp Baldwin is still my favorite |
| July 1 | | | Post-9/11 “thinking” |
| June 30 | | | Maxed out and over the limit |
| June 25 | | | The thrill of victory and the agony of complete moral bankruptcy |
| June 24 | | | God-fearing atheist |
| June 23 | | | Facts on the ground |
| June 18 | | | Exclusive excerpts from the Fox News style guide |
| June 16 | | | Da simple things |
| June 9 | | | Having a sit down |
| June 3 | | | With great power comes great… procrastination |
| June 2 | | | Biting the hand that feeds you in self defense |
| May 30 | | | Kingdom of the Crystal Pumps |
| May 28 | | | Tell all too late. |
| May 27 | | | Come on down! |
| May 26 | | | Anatomy of crazytalk |
| May 24 | | | Florida Hillary and the Final Desperate Crusade |
| May 22 | | | Let’s all go to the lobby |
| May 21 | | | Knowing is half the battle, the half they won’t pay for |
| May 19 | | | Brilliant Financial Strategy |
| May 17 | | | Grossly Over Powered |
| May 15 | | | The ultimate sacrifice |
| May 12 | | | Hillary’s got Joementum |
| May 10 | | | Let your conscience be your guide. Oh right. Nevermind. |
| May 9 | | | What do economists know about economics, anyway? |
| May 8 | | | Rats |
| May 5 | | | Seriously God, get blessing |
| April 29 | | | Her and what army |
| April 28 | | | Great minds |
| April 27 | | | “As far as I know” |
| April 22 | | | Happy Earth Day! |
| April 21 | | | Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons. |
| April 20 | | | To the Gibmobile! |
| April 17 | | | Unartful words for an unartful comic strip |
| April 14 | | | Suggestion boxes |
| April 13 | | | Revelations about No Child Left Behind |
| April 9 | | | Petraeus and Crocker – the Bartles and Jaymes of undefined victory – thank you for your support |
| April 7 | | | A linguistic M.C. Escher illustration |
| April 5 | | | Fighting to a standstill |
| March 28 | | | Political Warcraft |
| March 27 | | | Time makes the heart grow… ummm… what was I saying? |
| March 26 | | | Strength fading… powers robbed by… Klintonite |
| March 25 | | | Translated from the original cajun |
| March 24 | | | The Total Sham |
| March 22 | | | Only Clinton claims hers is true |
| March 21 | | | Curiouser and curiouser |
| March 20 | | | “Going through a slow down” |
| March 19 | | | Nothing to laugh about |
| March 18 | | | The enemy within |
| March 17 | | | Less than super |
| March 15 | | | O’bama |
| March 14 | | | Wright and wrong |
| March 13 | | | “Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left.” |
| March 12 | | | The spin doctor of Dorian Gray |
| March 11 | | | Who’s in first? |
| March 10 | | | Five of an unkind |
| March 8 | | | A Coincidence of Undecided Voters |
| March 7 | | | A Gaffe of Media |
| March 6 | | | Mister McCain, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like an angry fat dude wearing underarmor and a cape. |
| March 5 | | | Yeah – the type probably needs to be bigger |
| March 4 | | | Conventional wisdom |
| March 3 | | | Many unhappy returns |
| March 1 | | | We have nothing to fear but fear herself |
| February 29 | | | Is the Scopes Monkey health care debate in our future? |
| February 28 | | | How bad would those tax returns have to be to have to hide them until after she’s the nominee? |
| February 27 | | | It it’s Sunday, it’s beat a dead horse |
| February 26 | | | This campaign progress report requires “a willing suspension of disbelief” |
| February 25 | | | Going to party like it’s 1999 |
| February 22 | | | Straight Talk Express: More than meets the eye |
| February 21 | | | Comic Stylings |
| February 20 | | | 81% of 300 million Americans is 243 million |
| February 19 | | | Results matter, even election results |
| February 18 | | | The Significant States of America (getting smaller with every primary) |
| February 17 | | | The Protect America’s Phone Companies Act |
| February 16 | | | Not the first time McCain has found himself in a box because of horrible U.S. policies |
| February 15 | | | Electing the first woman Clinton |
| February 14 | | | Why do rats suddenly appear every time you are near? |
| February 13 | | | Rita |
| February 12 | | | What’s the worst that could possibly happen? |
| February 11 | | | Able to leap logic in a single bound |
| February 10 | | | It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… an arbitrary group of people any one of which is worth more than 10,000 of us |
| February 8 | | | Hair today, gone tomorrow |
| February 7 | | | Running out of cash but an infinite supply of poop |
| February 6 | | | Coultered states |
| February 5 | | | Naturally torn |
| February 4 | | | Margin of error: 103% |
| February 3 | | | And the Tony goes to |
| February 2 | | | Fortified with red meat |
| February 1 | | | Smell da class |
| January 31 | | | A fried squirrel in every pot |
| January 30 | | | That sinking ship feeling |
| January 29 | | | Ain’t life unkind? Goodbye Rudy Tuesday |
| January 28 | | | First draft dodger |
| January 27 | | | Mornings in America |
| January 26 | | | It takes a villain |
| January 25 | | | Seems like old times |
| January 24 | | | This episode of Hardball brought to you by… |
| January 23 | | | “Why couldn’t I save her? I know I could have!” |
| January 22 | | | Took forever to get here and now he’s gone |
| January 21 | | | It’s only 25 presidential elections from now |
| January 20 | | | Berzerker rage |
| January 19 | | | A party for both parties |
| January 18 | | | The American Way used to mean something completely different. |
| January 17 | | | Still more true than any push poll |
| January 16 | | | Re: Death do they part |
| January 15 | | | Introducing Socks and Barney’s first faith-based character. He’s well-drawn if you believe it. |
| January 14 | | | I just wanted to draw a Sea Monkey |
| January 13 | | | Two Roves don’t make a right |
| January 12 | | | An exhibit of genuine emotion |
| January 11 | | | Taking America’s temperature, the uncomfortable way |
| January 10 | | | If he can’t make it there, he can’t make it anywhere |
| January 9 | | | Exit polls predicted a less-obvious joke |
| January 8 | | | Upset (verb) To disturb physically: it upset his stomach. |
| January 7 | | | Bitten by a radioactive pundit |
| January 6 | | | Three-legged stool sample |
| January 5 | | | The more things stay the same |
| January 4 | | | Primary color swatches |
| January 3 | | | Not as scary as the real thing |
| January 2 | | | The semantic party |
| January 1 | | | Above that sort of thing |