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2008

November 5|Stepping Out
November 4|1,460 days until the next one
November 3|Closing arguments
October 31|All Trick, No Treat
October 30|Pet Project Runway
October 29|Pushing Up Daisies, Seriously
October 28|Crazy like a…
October 27|All Things To All People
October 24|Joe the Dumb Ass
October 23|Inspired by an Untrue Story
October 22|Just your average, typical, non-existent stereotype
October 21|Circling
October 20|Disproving a False Positive
October 17|Brainophobia
October 16|Beast Mastery
October 15|McCain Finally Scores a Knock Out!
October 13|Up, up and a way
October 10|Mob is my Co-pilot
October 9|Hail Sarah
October 8|For shame!
October 7|A black guy, a really old white guy an Tom Brokaw walk into a town hall…
October 6|Takes a lot of Brass
October 2|Ninety minutes we’ll never get back
October 1|These Glasses are Half Empty
September 30|Wall Street lost track of how many houses it owns
September 29|Paul Krugman raves, “If you read just one bill this session, this is it!”
September 26|Clear and present danger. Obama is the former, McCain the latter.
September 25|Quickly, to the Don’t-know-much-about-the-economy-mobile!
September 24|Fair and Balanced Sounding
September 22|Funnier in the orginal german
September 19|A naval disaster
September 18|Casting a long, dark shadow
September 17|It’s the economy, stupidest
September 16|It’s always question time
September 15|Washington’s obsession with pork
September 12|It’s like putting lipstick on Al Gore
September 9|More than one way to skin a cat, suggests the cat
September 8|Small-town minded
September 4|A Big Tent… Full of White People
September 3|Katrina Disaster Was an Act of GOP
September 2|Vinny Covering His Bases
September 1|John McCheney and Sarah W. Palin
August 29|Should do well in the swimsuit portion of the debates
August 28|Cynics for Obama
August 26|Multiple choice: A, B, C, or P-O-W
August 25|Compliment, complement
August 22|Gahhh plus laugh
August 21|If found, dial 9/11-SURGE
August 20|The War Debate
August 12|The worst of both worlds
August 11|Sorry state of affairs
August 7|Oil Slick
August 5|Rated M for McCain
July 30|Operation “Fucking Stupid”
July 28|Moral quagmire
July 24|The surge won World War II. I mean, that’s just a matter of history.
July 23|Designed to help the private sector: Mission Accomplished
July 21|As far as the eye can’t see
July 17|Mentally recessing news for the McCain team
July 16|Last seen loading Solo into the cargo hold
July 14|What’s wrong with the mainstream media #37
July 10|Wrapped up by 3898
July 9|The housing surge
July 8|Pinheadedness
July 7|Shemp Baldwin is still my favorite
July 1|Post-9/11 “thinking”
June 30|Maxed out and over the limit
June 25|The thrill of victory and the agony of complete moral bankruptcy
June 24|God-fearing atheist
June 23|Facts on the ground
June 18|Exclusive excerpts from the Fox News style guide
June 16|Da simple things
June 9|Having a sit down
June 3|With great power comes great… procrastination
June 2|Biting the hand that feeds you in self defense
May 30|Kingdom of the Crystal Pumps
May 28|Tell all too late.
May 27|Come on down!
May 26|Anatomy of crazytalk
May 24|Florida Hillary and the Final Desperate Crusade
May 22|Let’s all go to the lobby
May 21|Knowing is half the battle, the half they won’t pay for
May 19|Brilliant Financial Strategy
May 17|Grossly Over Powered
May 15|The ultimate sacrifice
May 12|Hillary’s got Joementum
May 10|Let your conscience be your guide. Oh right. Nevermind.
May 9|What do economists know about economics, anyway?
May 8|Rats
May 5|Seriously God, get blessing
April 29|Her and what army
April 28|Great minds
April 27|“As far as I know”
April 22|Happy Earth Day!
April 21|Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
April 20|To the Gibmobile!
April 17|Unartful words for an unartful comic strip
April 14|Suggestion boxes
April 13|Revelations about No Child Left Behind
April 9|Petraeus and Crocker - the Bartles and Jaymes of undefined victory - thank you for your support
April 7|A linguistic M.C. Escher illustration
April 5|Fighting to a standstill
March 28|Political Warcraft
March 27|Time makes the heart grow… ummm… what was I saying?
March 26|Strength fading… powers robbed by… Klintonite
March 25|Translated from the original cajun
March 24|The Total Sham
March 22|Only Clinton claims hers is true
March 21|Curiouser and curiouser
March 20|“Going through a slow down”
March 19|Nothing to laugh about
March 18|The enemy within
March 17|Less than super
March 15|O’bama
March 14|Wright and wrong
March 13|“Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left.”
March 12|The spin doctor of Dorian Gray
March 11|Who’s in first?
March 10|Five of an unkind
March 8|A Coincidence of Undecided Voters
March 7|A Gaffe of Media
March 6|Mister McCain, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like an angry fat dude wearing underarmor and a cape.
March 5|Yeah - the type probably needs to be bigger
March 4|Conventional wisdom
March 3|Many unhappy returns
March 1|We have nothing to fear but fear herself
February 29|Is the Scopes Monkey health care debate in our future?
February 28|How bad would those tax returns have to be to have to hide them until after she’s the nominee?
February 27|It it’s Sunday, it’s beat a dead horse
February 26|This campaign progress report requires “a willing suspension of disbelief”
February 25|Going to party like it’s 1999
February 22|Straight Talk Express: More than meets the eye
February 21|Comic Stylings
February 20|81% of 300 million Americans is 243 million
February 19|Results matter, even election results
February 18|The Significant States of America (getting smaller with every primary)
February 17|The Protect America’s Phone Companies Act
February 16|Not the first time McCain has found himself in a box because of horrible U.S. policies
February 15|Electing the first woman Clinton
February 14|Why do rats suddenly appear every time you are near?
February 13|Rita
February 12|What’s the worst that could possibly happen?
February 11|Able to leap logic in a single bound
February 10|It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… an arbitrary group of people any one of which is worth more than 10,000 of us
February 8|Hair today, gone tomorrow
February 7|Running out of cash but an infinite supply of poop
February 6|Coultered states
February 5|Naturally torn
February 4|Margin of error: 103%
February 3|And the Tony goes to
February 2|Fortified with red meat
February 1|Smell da class
January 31|A fried squirrel in every pot
January 30|That sinking ship feeling
January 29|Ain’t life unkind? Goodbye Rudy Tuesday
January 28|First draft dodger
January 27|Mornings in America
January 26|It takes a villain
January 25|Seems like old times
January 24|This episode of Hardball brought to you by…
January 23|“Why couldn’t I save her? I know I could have!”
January 22|Took forever to get here and now he’s gone
January 21|It’s only 25 presidential elections from now
January 20|Berzerker rage
January 19|A party for both parties
January 18|The American Way used to mean something completely different.
January 17|Still more true than any push poll
January 16|Re: Death do they part
January 15|Introducing Socks and Barney’s first faith-based character. He’s well-drawn if you believe it.
January 14|I just wanted to draw a Sea Monkey
January 13|Two Roves don’t make a right
January 12|An exhibit of genuine emotion
January 11|Taking America’s temperature, the uncomfortable way
January 10|If he can’t make it there, he can’t make it anywhere
January 9|Exit polls predicted a less-obvious joke
January 8|Upset (verb) To disturb physically: it upset his stomach.
January 7|Bitten by a radioactive pundit
January 6|Three-legged stool sample
January 5|The more things stay the same
January 4|Primary color swatches
January 3|Not as scary as the real thing
January 2|The semantic party
January 1|Above that sort of thing

2007

December 31|We’re all winners
December 30|JFK to HLC: the most important thing of all is fear itself
December 29|Shifting poll position
December 28|Edwards shocker: Hillary and Barack don’t sound like southern white dudes
December 27|This shouldn’t have been political news in the U.S.
December 26|Inspired by a true story…
December 25|Faith. Family. Fraudulent fabricted fakery.
December 24|Torturous logic
December 20|Running on empty
December 19|Same ass-time, same ass-channel
December 18|Not worth the paper it’s printed in
December 17|The tapes they should have destroyed
December 14|The despair register
December 12|Dishonesty’s hybrid vehicle
December 11|The sound of one shoe dropping
December 10|Living proof of unintelligent design
December 6|A chilling tale not for the weak of heart - or with any ailment for that matter…
December 5|Ahmadinejad developig a secret junk-in-a-box program
December 4|Has American learned nothing from Chevy Chase?
December 3|Vast right-wing fundraiser
November 29|Go directly to Gitmo, do not pass go, do not collect $200
November 28|Debatable
November 27|Long-distance love affair
November 26|So if we don’t embolden them, they’ll keep killing us in a tmid, meek kind of way
November 23|Fiction Accomplished
November 22|Thankful for crispy bacon
November 21|Unquestionable
November 20|Operation Slamdukasaurus
November 19|Lizards of Mass Distruction
November 16|Civility’s Noisy Neighbor
November 15|Prisoner of Dubya
November 14|Did the Straight Talk Express have a black box?
November 13|A very large carnivorous dinosaur of the upper cretaceous period of North America, characterized by small forelimbs and a large head.
November 12|Terms of endearment
November 9|When inevitable force meets unelectable object
November 8|And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base…
November 7|Grand Moff Cheney?
November 6|Vinny