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		<title>By: E. Scott Heinis</title>
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		<dc:creator>E. Scott Heinis</dc:creator>
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		<description>Steve:

I respect barney&#039;s thinking and all, but I believe the correct scientific methodology is as follows:

BEDEMIR:There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD:  Are there?  What are they?
BEDEMIR:  Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:  Burn!
CROWD:  Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR:  And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:  More witches!
VILLAGER #2:  Wood!
BEDEMIR:  So, why do witches burn?
     [pause]
VILLAGER #3:  B--... &#039;cause they&#039;re made of wood...?
BEDEMIR:  Good!
CROWD:  Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR:  So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:  Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR:  Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2:  Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR:  Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:  No, no.
VILLAGER #2:  It floats!  It floats!
VILLAGER #1:  Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:  The pond!
BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
VILLAGER #3:  Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2:  Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR:  A duck.
CROWD:  Oooh.
BEDEMIR:  Exactly!  So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1:  If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she&#039;s made of wood.
BEDEMIR:  And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1:  A witch!
CROWD:  A witch!

So, you see, the process is slightly more involved than Barney leads us to believe...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve:</p>
<p>I respect barney&#8217;s thinking and all, but I believe the correct scientific methodology is as follows:</p>
<p>BEDEMIR:There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.<br />
CROWD:  Are there?  What are they?<br />
BEDEMIR:  Tell me, what do you do with witches?<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Burn!<br />
CROWD:  Burn, burn them up!<br />
BEDEMIR:  And what do you burn apart from witches?<br />
VILLAGER #1:  More witches!<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Wood!<br />
BEDEMIR:  So, why do witches burn?<br />
     [pause]<br />
VILLAGER #3:  B&#8211;&#8230; &#8217;cause they&#8217;re made of wood&#8230;?<br />
BEDEMIR:  Good!<br />
CROWD:  Oh yeah, yeah&#8230;<br />
BEDEMIR:  So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?<br />
VILLAGER #1:  Build a bridge out of her.<br />
BEDEMIR:  Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Oh, yeah.<br />
BEDEMIR:  Does wood sink in water?<br />
VILLAGER #1:  No, no.<br />
VILLAGER #2:  It floats!  It floats!<br />
VILLAGER #1:  Throw her into the pond!<br />
CROWD:  The pond!<br />
BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?<br />
VILLAGER #1:  Bread!<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Apples!<br />
VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!<br />
VILLAGER #1:  Cider!<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!<br />
VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Mud!<br />
VILLAGER #3:  Churches &#8212; churches!<br />
VILLAGER #2:  Lead &#8212; lead!<br />
ARTHUR:  A duck.<br />
CROWD:  Oooh.<br />
BEDEMIR:  Exactly!  So, logically&#8230;,<br />
VILLAGER #1:  If&#8230; she.. weighs the same as a duck, she&#8217;s made of wood.<br />
BEDEMIR:  And therefore&#8211;?<br />
VILLAGER #1:  A witch!<br />
CROWD:  A witch!</p>
<p>So, you see, the process is slightly more involved than Barney leads us to believe&#8230;</p>
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