Top Ten David Letterman Pickup Lines
Last week David Letterman explained during his late night program that he had been the victim of blackmail regarding his sexual exploits with subordinates who work at the show. The blackmailer allegedly demanded $2 million or he would write a screenplay featuring Letterman’s sex life (the alleged blackmailer – a CBS producer – had subsequently dated one of Letterman’s inter-office sexual partners and had culled naughty episodes from the ex’s diary). Some friends of mine suggested that it wasn’t in good taste to joke about this and they cited that the even the other late night hosts were basically not touching it. What I do know is this: these are the kinds of jokes Letterman would make if it happened to somebody else. And I knew it would be fun to try to write in the style of his show. One more note: The is the second time I’ve used the “Late Comic Strip Show” joke regarding a strip I’m posting late (the date may say Oct. 5 but it’s being posted on the 6th – I had to write like 10 jokes for one strip – cut me some slack. 
). Oh, and Parody, Nebraska was named in case CBS’s attorneys are reallllly dumb.
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